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I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
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How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
Day #395829275916194
I still don’t find channing tatum attractive
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
